Top 10 reasons to be an average

Ever felt sorry for being an average ? I think being an average is good whether its intellectual wise or financial wise or beauty wise or any other reason and here is why its good to be an average.

10. Cos u r in the majority group.
9. Cos u have a good chance to become a President of a country.
8. Cos while speeding, the driver of the middle car seldom gets a ticket.
7. Cos world's largest company (walmart) markets products for you.
6. Cos as an inventor you have to think for u r self & works for almost everyone.
5. Cos u r sex life is consistent.
4. Cos u have to be a perfect average (physically) person to be beautiful.
3. Cos by definition u r normal.
2. Cos u r right between heaven & hell.

And the number one reason to be an average is ...

1. Cos you are not bad at all...