ANDAS (pronounced as Un da sss)
Well after almost 3 months i am writing my next blog. This one is little different cos it will be all about ANDAS (pronounced as Un da sss) meaning egg in hindi. My good old friend rohit came up with it for my fundas (Anmol's Fundas ). Here is why ...
One lil disclaimer ... If no one has ever claimed (am sure for good reasons) any of the fundas below I claim the ownership to them.
Once a wise man said "there are 2 kinds of people, astronomers and astronauts .... i wud be the former one"
Let me start of with some interesting thoughts and Qs
Q: Why is the world round ?
A: Cos the grass is always greener on the other side ! (For those of u who didn't get it. round doesn't have sides or has infinite sides ... go find u r greener pasture!)
Question my friends is not whether the glass is half full or half empty...Q is are u thirsty ?
A real PJ..
Q: What is the diff between a 120lbs dumbbell and 120lbs girl ?
A: One is a dead weight and other is head weight.
Something for SETI(search for extra terrestrial intelligence) believers...
Scientifically lot of people truly believe that odds of alien existence is very high, now here is a religious or philosophical proof. Almost every religion or region of the world has a story where people die and become stars that shine in sky in nite, now my point is, there are not enough dead people to make up all the stars so there has to be an alien race to fill the equation. Go SETI !
Here is one for human rights (for those who think stoning is a form of punishment)
Use "pot" not stones to get stoned !
Miserly
When you try to save a lil, you loose a lot.
G-Force
The reason we have gravitation - so we don't get carried away by our dreams.
Ahoy perfectionists
If you become perfect does that mean you are a perfect replica of perfect ? hale originality!
Automotive love
Sex is like car, it depreciates as soon as u drive out of car showroom but if you hang on to it sooner or later its going to be vintage. Now thats a bargain !
Couple of pickup lines that are useless nevertheless pjs
Guy: Greetings alien!
Girl: what ?
Guy: You are out of this world! ...... well so am i ....
Guy: you know as they say men are from mars and women are from venus!
another one
I am almost famous, i have fame but with you... we will be fame-us !
until next time ...
One lil disclaimer ... If no one has ever claimed (am sure for good reasons) any of the fundas below I claim the ownership to them.
Once a wise man said "there are 2 kinds of people, astronomers and astronauts .... i wud be the former one"
Let me start of with some interesting thoughts and Qs
Q: Why is the world round ?
A: Cos the grass is always greener on the other side ! (For those of u who didn't get it. round doesn't have sides or has infinite sides ... go find u r greener pasture!)
Question my friends is not whether the glass is half full or half empty...Q is are u thirsty ?
A real PJ..
Q: What is the diff between a 120lbs dumbbell and 120lbs girl ?
A: One is a dead weight and other is head weight.
Something for SETI(search for extra terrestrial intelligence) believers...
Scientifically lot of people truly believe that odds of alien existence is very high, now here is a religious or philosophical proof. Almost every religion or region of the world has a story where people die and become stars that shine in sky in nite, now my point is, there are not enough dead people to make up all the stars so there has to be an alien race to fill the equation. Go SETI !
Here is one for human rights (for those who think stoning is a form of punishment)
Use "pot" not stones to get stoned !
Miserly
When you try to save a lil, you loose a lot.
G-Force
The reason we have gravitation - so we don't get carried away by our dreams.
Ahoy perfectionists
If you become perfect does that mean you are a perfect replica of perfect ? hale originality!
Automotive love
Sex is like car, it depreciates as soon as u drive out of car showroom but if you hang on to it sooner or later its going to be vintage. Now thats a bargain !
Couple of pickup lines that are useless nevertheless pjs
Guy: Greetings alien!
Girl: what ?
Guy: You are out of this world! ...... well so am i ....
Guy: you know as they say men are from mars and women are from venus!
another one
I am almost famous, i have fame but with you... we will be fame-us !
until next time ...
posted by anmolnm at 1:20 AM
1 Comments:
haha!
finally see you "sharing" these undas with the rest of the world, takes a lot of my shoulders. :)
wonder how this list is so short!
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